Saw this from the Newpaper. So funny... Hahahaha...
White wedding
A boy at a wedding looks at his mum and says: 'Mummy, why does the girl wear white?'
His mum replies: 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life.'
The boy thinks about this, and says: 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'
Like father, like husband?
If it's true that women are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
A sudden change of mind
My dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated.
Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much.
Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly, John.
PS: Congratulations on your winning the lottery.
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